I’m this crazy kid born and raised in the small town Seal Beach, CA. The youngest of 5, I was (am) a spoiled child. I love Tootsie Rolls. I buy them in bulk, and feed them to Filipino Midgets or LP (Little People). I hope to buy an entire island and use the natives in my own revised production of Grease. I like shakin my half-Mexican booty to ghetto rap and TECHNO. It makes me feel more alive.
Currently live in Gayville (San Francisco, CA) and working on being the best self-loathing hipster that I can be.